Getcisslid is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, prudent raccoon.

Getcisslid created Asia nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Getcisslid, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Getcisslid, he will not care at all.

Getcisslid's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Getcisslid's Holy Commandments

1. Getcisslid loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near monkeys while wearing turquoise coats and balancing six lead spheres on your face.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Never allow seals to witness sacred rites.

5. Do not wear indigo clothing.