Quatrenflyjon is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, egotistical weasel.

Quatrenflyjon created the Cigar Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Quatrenflyjon, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Quatrenflyjon, she will have a low opinion of you.

Quatrenflyjon's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Quatrenflyjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not take Quatrenflyjon's name in vain.

4. Always share cherries with strangers, but never with badgers.

5. Worship no other gods but Quatrenflyjon.