Badbidfatbamnill is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonest donkey.

Badbidfatbamnill created everything that exists seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badbidfatbamnill, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Badbidfatbamnill, it will turn you into a tree.

Badbidfatbamnill's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Badbidfatbamnill's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never handle copper while unclean.

3. Never think about solid mechanics.

4. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.

5. Do not wear kilts marked with indigo.