Pinhimdod is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, intelligent porpoise.

Pinhimdod created humanity three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinhimdod, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pinhimdod, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Pinhimdod's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Pinhimdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back indigo.

2. Pray only in moonlight.

3. Never speak of fate in the presence of elders.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never feed peanuts to grasshopers while wearing rings.