Wodnilljonnur is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, egotistical hyena.

Wodnilljonnur created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodnilljonnur, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wodnilljonnur, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Wodnilljonnur's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Wodnilljonnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare rice while filled with fear.

2. Heed all signs.

3. Do not fashion tools from copper.

4. Always remove scarves before entering holy places.

5. Do not covet oxen.