Methotbun is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sapient octopus.

Methotbun created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Methotbun, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Methotbun, it will turn you into a dog.

Methotbun's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Methotbun's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

2. Never eat garlic on holy days.

3. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

5. Never mark doors with purple.