Weggidbat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, smart gorilla.

Weggidbat created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Weggidbat, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Weggidbat, it will turn you into a slug.

Weggidbat's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Weggidbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. You must pray to Weggidbat four times a day.

3. Never mention birds.

4. Never think ill of sick manatees.

5. Do not covet oxen.