Zencinloop is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, kind wasp.

Zencinloop created the planet Saturn twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zencinloop, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zencinloop, he will manifest in front of you.

Zencinloop's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Zencinloop's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Do not keep three pigs in a large pit.

4. Pray only in shadows.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.