Dadlegbonkrul is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, intelligent rat.

Dadlegbonkrul created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadlegbonkrul, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dadlegbonkrul, she will turn you into a goat.

Dadlegbonkrul's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Dadlegbonkrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare turnips while filled with pride.

2. Do not speak about beans.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not consume apples at dawn.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.