Tarcisslabdab is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, smart goblin.

Tarcisslabdab created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarcisslabdab, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tarcisslabdab, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Tarcisslabdab's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Tarcisslabdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of fate in the presence of priests.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never eat peanuts.