Jipfligbepdabcusstarpratkab is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-assured beaver.

Jipfligbepdabcusstarpratkab created dark energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jipfligbepdabcusstarpratkab, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jipfligbepdabcusstarpratkab, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Jipfligbepdabcusstarpratkab's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Jipfligbepdabcusstarpratkab's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in the presence of elders.

2. Do not consume bread at dawn.

3. Never fashion tools from bone.

4. Never allow snails to witness sacred rites.

5. Do not fashion tools from gold.