Begdap is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, weak dog.

Begdap created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Begdap, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Begdap, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Begdap's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Begdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss evolution by means of natural selection in public assemblies.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching nickel.

3. Do not study archaea on holy days.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Never think about dark energy near tapirs while wearing fawn corsets and balancing six carbon spheres on your back.