Natarmwik is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, impressive whale.

Natarmwik created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Natarmwik, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Natarmwik, he will turn you into a rock.

Natarmwik's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Natarmwik's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Natarmwik.

2. Always act with patience.

3. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

4. Do not prepare grapes while wearing shoes.

5. You must love Natarmwik.