Dabweglak is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unjust clam.

Dabweglak created silver three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabweglak, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dabweglak, she will come to you in dreams.

Dabweglak's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Dabweglak's Holy Commandments

1. Remain standing during prayer.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near foxes while wearing white scarves and balancing three copper spheres on your head.

5. Never wear yellow shorts.