Gepnathivbest is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, slow manatee.

Gepnathivbest created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Gepnathivbest, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gepnathivbest, she will be very unhappy.

Gepnathivbest's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Gepnathivbest's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.