Hasgovdod is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, competent mongoose.

Hasgovdod created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Hasgovdod, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hasgovdod, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Hasgovdod's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Hasgovdod's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain tights during rituals.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Never speak at midday.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Do not hop at crossroads.