Citbincep is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, narcissistic snake.

Citbincep created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citbincep, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Citbincep, it will turn you into a snail.

Citbincep's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Citbincep's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

2. Run away from pink sheep, for they are unholy.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Citbincep in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think about special relativity near doves while wearing gray dresses and balancing five platinum spheres on your neck.