Zedcedfag is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unthoughtful hare.

Zedcedfag created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Zedcedfag, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zedcedfag, it will turn you into a hamster.

Zedcedfag's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Zedcedfag's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching nickel.

3. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.