Paksomkaplim is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthoughtful frog.

Paksomkaplim created a Higgs boson four years ago.

If you believe in Paksomkaplim, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Paksomkaplim, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Paksomkaplim's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Paksomkaplim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never wear fawn coats on sacred days.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never whisper while facing south.

5. Never adorn your neck with indigo markings.