Nilhugwikmob is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, all-knowing squid.

Nilhugwikmob created the universe four years ago.

If you believe in Nilhugwikmob, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nilhugwikmob, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Nilhugwikmob's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Nilhugwikmob's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Nilhugwikmob on top of all buildings.

3. Never eat bananas on holy days.

4. Never discuss chromosomes in public assemblies.

5. Always remove hats before entering holy places.