Wiplunfagfenvincepgudpan is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witty coyote.

Wiplunfagfenvincepgudpan created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wiplunfagfenvincepgudpan, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wiplunfagfenvincepgudpan, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Wiplunfagfenvincepgudpan's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Wiplunfagfenvincepgudpan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always help sick dogs.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

5. Worship no other gods but Wiplunfagfenvincepgudpan.