Gep is a god.

She takes the form of a large, dishonourable zebra.

Gep created time and space three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gep, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gep, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Gep's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Gep's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain stockings during rituals.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Gep loves gulls, so they must be respected.

4. Always act with humility.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching copper.