Mapsugyart is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, effective jellyfish.

Mapsugyart created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapsugyart, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mapsugyart, he will turn you into a duck.

Mapsugyart's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Mapsugyart's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Mapsugyart in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never travel toward the south during winter.

4. Never talk about dogs.

5. Worship no other gods but Mapsugyart.