Ruttanjan is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, cheerful skunk.

Ruttanjan created matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttanjan, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ruttanjan, it will curse you with boils.

Ruttanjan's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Ruttanjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of gooseberries to tortoises while wearing turquoise skirts.

2. Never chant while facing north.

3. Do not resist chaos.

4. Always look after injured mites.

5. Never think about asteroids.