Nurtbinbep is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, emotional frog.

Nurtbinbep created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nurtbinbep, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurtbinbep, he will try to impress you with trees.

Nurtbinbep's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Nurtbinbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Nurtbinbep in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always wear plain rings during rituals.

4. Do not wear dresses marked with purple.

5. Do not kill swans.