Hudtankim is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, temperamental dragon.

Hudtankim created light seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hudtankim, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hudtankim, he will make you grow a tail.

Hudtankim's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Hudtankim's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

2. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

3. Always look after injured dogs.

4. Always wash your arms before prayer.

5. Do not eat rice.