Banarmlig is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, effective fox.

Banarmlig created viruses three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Banarmlig, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Banarmlig, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Banarmlig's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Banarmlig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never stain your legs with pink.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never wear trousers.