Haddibbidxuc is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, ruthless wren.

Haddibbidxuc created dark energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Haddibbidxuc, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Haddibbidxuc, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Haddibbidxuc's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Haddibbidxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Do not step barefoot upon brown earth.

3. Never mark doors with violet.

4. Feed all hungry geese.

5. Do not chop down trees.