Japbepgat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthoughtful swan.

Japbepgat created an up quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Japbepgat, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Japbepgat, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Japbepgat's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Japbepgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist order.

2. Never hop in the presence of elders.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

4. Do not gather at walls at midnight.

5. Retreat if seven porpoises approach from the south.