Flabnurquag is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, proud fairy.

Flabnurquag created a top quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabnurquag, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flabnurquag, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Flabnurquag's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Flabnurquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at bridges at dusk.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Never write about quantum mechanics.

4. You must never eat strawberries.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.