Mitdumdim is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, all-knowing wyvern.

Mitdumdim created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mitdumdim, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mitdumdim, it will turn you into a worm.

Mitdumdim's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Mitdumdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nucleic acids.

2. Never gather six nematodes near bridges.

3. Never travel toward the west during spring.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

5. Do not wear black clothing.