Danfebdut is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fussy rat.

Danfebdut created everything that exists nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Danfebdut, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Danfebdut, she will cry a lot.

Danfebdut's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Danfebdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never prepare gooseberries during summer.

4. Never remain kneeling at midday.

5. Do not name children after mites.