Dobsidbass is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, duplicitous ant.

Dobsidbass created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dobsidbass, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dobsidbass, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dobsidbass' most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Dobsidbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never gather six hamsters in one place.

2. Hide if nine snakes approach from the south.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never speak aloud of names.