Jatlog is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, selfish hippopotamus.

Jatlog created an atom five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatlog, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jatlog, he will come to you in dreams.

Jatlog's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Jatlog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never talk about eukaryotes.

3. Never stain your hands with fawn.

4. Do not step barefoot upon purple earth.

5. Do not jump at rivers.