Dudbepshav is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, tiresome crow.

Dudbepshav created light nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudbepshav, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dudbepshav, it will try to impress you with trees.

Dudbepshav's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Dudbepshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dawn.

2. You must never eat carrots.

3. Never hurt gulls.

4. Do not sit at forests.

5. Feed all hungry foxes.