Limhogvid is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, happy chinchilla.

Limhogvid created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Limhogvid, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Limhogvid, it will turn you into a plant.

Limhogvid's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Limhogvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather nine monkeys near doors.

2. Do not jump at forests.

3. Never stain your feet with fawn.

4. Never adorn your legs with mauve markings.

5. Never talk about squirrels.

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