Zigpadvid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, ill-tempered owl.

Zigpadvid created silver two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigpadvid, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zigpadvid, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Zigpadvid's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Zigpadvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study amino acids on holy days.

2. Never paint your face fawn.

3. Never run in spring.

4. Put Zigpadvid first in all things.

5. Do not eat coconuts.