Nutcemstrag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, narcissistic spider.

Nutcemstrag created Mount Everest five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutcemstrag, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Nutcemstrag, it will turn you into a rat.

Nutcemstrag's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Nutcemstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nutcemstrag.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not take Nutcemstrag's name in vain.

5. Never talk about birds.