Podsugmin is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, egotistical snake.

Podsugmin created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Podsugmin, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Podsugmin, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Podsugmin's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Podsugmin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six dolphins approach from the west.

2. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Erect eight iron sculptures of Podsugmin on top of important buildings.