Rillbitxuck is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, intelligent wombat.

Rillbitxuck created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillbitxuck, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rillbitxuck, he will laugh at you.

Rillbitxuck's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Rillbitxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never handle iron while unclean.

4. Never laugh in winter.

5. Never fashion tools from bone.