Stafgednel is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, staggering whale.

Stafgednel created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stafgednel, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Stafgednel, he will make you grow a tail.

Stafgednel's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Stafgednel's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in firelight.

2. Never proclaim while facing east.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not cook food in pots.