Yikdumgeb is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, selfish wombat.

Yikdumgeb created tapeworms nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikdumgeb, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yikdumgeb, he will turn you into a duck.

Yikdumgeb's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Yikdumgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Do not name children after ducks.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not hurt grasshopers.

5. Never adorn your arms with turquoise markings.