Sinhogbonk is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ill-tempered turtle.

Sinhogbonk created light eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinhogbonk, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sinhogbonk, it will make you grow a tail.

Sinhogbonk's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Sinhogbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your neck before prayer.

2. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Sinhogbonk in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not step barefoot upon cyan earth.

5. Never gather seven doves in one place.