Tengabmit is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, duplicitous cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Tengabmit created the Cigar Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tengabmit, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tengabmit, he will turn you into a rat.

Tengabmit's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Tengabmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not consume figs at dawn.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always help seals in need.

5. Do not resist order.