Bughabgetyar is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, staggering squid.

Bughabgetyar created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Bughabgetyar, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bughabgetyar, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Bughabgetyar's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Bughabgetyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of dark energy near sacred fires.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

4. Run away if nine dolphins approach from the east.

5. Do not sprint in public.