Tonbidtik is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, omniscient dragon.

Tonbidtik created a down quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonbidtik, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tonbidtik, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Tonbidtik's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Tonbidtik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

2. Do not speak of dark energy near sacred fires.

3. Never think about solid mechanics.

4. Do not consume garlic at dawn.

5. Do not commit murder.