Fardimbon is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, caring shrew.

Fardimbon created snails two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fardimbon, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fardimbon, she will turn you into a duck.

Fardimbon's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Fardimbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never record names.

2. Never feed lots of cherries to seals while wearing purple boots.

3. Never think about thermodynamics.

4. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

5. Pray only in shadows.