Zanligril is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, idiotic cow.

Zanligril created a Higgs boson three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zanligril, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zanligril, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Zanligril's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Zanligril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Run away from red monkeys, for they are unholy.

5. Never speak the names of planets aloud.