Quillvadbom is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, idiotic aardvark.

Quillvadbom created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quillvadbom, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Quillvadbom, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Quillvadbom's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Quillvadbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill nematodes.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not wear jumpers marked with green.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quillvadbom.