Gattamcuss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, weak narwhal.

Gattamcuss created the solar system four years ago.

If you believe in Gattamcuss, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gattamcuss, it will come to you in dreams.

Gattamcuss' most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Gattamcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never remain kneeling at dawn.

2. Hide if five whales approach from the south.

3. Never allow badgers to witness sacred rites.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Hide from yellow mites for they are unholy.